全美超模大赛第一季9.0

星辰影视2003综艺全美超模大赛第一季剧情介绍；This show is quite possibly the biggest waste of videotape, electricity, and RF bandwidth in the 70+ year history of television. It's nothing but 60 minutes of some of the worst bile that can come out of human beings, male or female. Basically, it's nothing but pure bitchy, catty, c*nty, vile harpiness among the contestants, judges, and the fashionistas (or should I say fashionazis). Typically a lot of insulting, backbiting, and bitchy, unnecessarily anal-retentive criticism　　The thing that gets me about the show is how much the judges and fashionazis (and the pretentious & shallow fashion industry in general) nit-pick against the equally bitchy contestants about little, petty, trivial, frivolous, anal-retentive things about their appearance, personality, etc. Things that the *REAL* people in this world (which the fashion industry lacks, thankfully) wouldn't give rat's ass number 1 about. (Myself included.)　　Crap like: "Oh, your left eyebrow is a yoctometer off center. That isn't gonna fly, and nobody will take you seriously in this industry because of it!" Or, "You're breathing wrong. Good luck with winning this competition." I'm just kidding here, but they usually end up saying things almost exactly like this on this show.　　If getting into the fashion industry is this hard, painful, bitchy, insulting, nit-pic包括主要演员的造型，在人群中显得与众不同，感官上就跳戏ky, catty, backstabbing, and anal-retentive as this show tries to portray, than thank the good Lord that He made me all fat, balding, hairy, and dumpy-frumpy-dowdy-frowsy-geeky-lookin', because I would never want to be required to have the caustic bitchiness and anal, pretentious attitude of any model or fashionazi (or any fashion industry worker), namely the people on this show.　　And Janice Dickinson, mercy, do not get me started on her...　　This show needs to die. It's this show (and many other "reality" shows like it) that proves that competitiveness (and the fashion industry) is truly the devil's tool...
剧中经典神评；基本上每十分钟来一段歌舞，跟日本女粉色电影似的——保龄球馆玩乐、菲佛自白、生物课论性、大战摩托党、鸟帮把妹宣言都是很好的唱跳段落，还有些有尺度的段子——老师我俩月没来（大姨妈）了，没事你放学可以留在这儿（补习）；以及早熟的滑板少女
这部小老鼠不仅会开车开船还会开飞机，厉害了，后面还开着飞机跟秃鹫来了一场追逐战，虽然多了很多刺激的桥段，但是剧情上跟第一部比少了很多味道，重点放在了和小鸟的友情（爱情？）戏上，跟家人之间的互动变少了，小男孩也不知道是不是新鲜劲儿过去了，这部里面对史都华的态度比较敷衍，知道丢了的时候跟父母惊慌失措的反应对比也挺明显的。猫倒是一如既往的可怜。史都华居然还有一个小洗手间真的萌到我了。
200分钟的电影不难看也不煎熬，不时还会有一些精彩有趣的段落吸睛提神，只是整个叙事形式还是显得有点过时了，工整又老派，整体太过流水账，横跨三代的恢弘叙事也不足以减弱平铺直叙的平淡